If that's the case, I call dibs on bear. [ a beat, ] A talking wolf called me a bear in that fairy tale land so that totally counts. [ backing up her claims in the way a child might insistently do so. totally mature, Jen. ]

Hmph. I'd rather have a face full of hair than this - what is that, sherpa? [ it's fuzzy but it's not her girlfriend. doesn't stop her from nuzzling it for a few moments, though. ]