[ Jen makes a face. ] Don't even joke about the ramen diet with me. Knew a guy in high school who did that, legit, and he was a twig! It didn't go good for him.

[ chew chew. least she's not talking with her mouth full. but Jen's cleaning her plate tonight, tough topics or not. ]

You could put me on your resume, couldn't you? "Private chef" or something like that. A fancy title. My mom would totally give you a good reference, and places love it when you have some experience. [ Jen speaks as if she's ever had to fill out a resume or perform an interview, ever. ]