breakingvoice: (let's all sing along)
lina g ([personal profile] breakingvoice) wrote 2018-07-17 03:05 pm (UTC)

[she doesn't have to let it on, because Lina's not dumb and has pieced a lot of this together by now. or at least she's pieced together enough of it to satisfy the narrative she wants to tell.]

Well, I appreciate it. Like, for real. However you made me sound better must've been magic or something. [her idle search on the TV brings her to some of the most thinly-veiled horny bullshit she's ever seen, and she barks out a laugh.] Holy shit, this looks awful. Total mastur-bait.

[she separates the syllables to make it clearer that she's trying to make a pun, but that's the problem with homophones.]

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