I'm pretty sure I don't want people to catch me watching the garbage I watch in public.
[but hey, maybe she'd find somebody at the gym who was her type and actually liked bad anime. she didn't know. god, speaking of, she picked up the remote and flipped through whatever on demand service looked best to find just, like, the worst dubs she could think of. maybe she shouldn't have been in control of this.]
I think I'm actually okay on my legs? [she biked to work, after all, so she wasn't totally noodly, at least. while she idly browsed through the list of things they could watch, she started thinking out loud, clearly just letting words come out.] My arms could use some work. Girls with toned arms are hot.
[give her a couple seconds and what she just said out loud would actually hit her.]
[ Jen can't say one way or another if she has seen anyone giving off any anime nerd vibes because, truth be told, she wouldn't really know what to look for. not a lot of people with cartoons on their t-shirts or pins on their bags but, also, she hasn't been looking too hard. gives her something else to try and keep an eye out for, for Lina's sake.
that comment comes out at the same speed at which Jen is sizing up Lina's legs. so if one of them was guilty of being caught in that moment, they both were. ]
Yeah. I know exactly what you mean. [ sigh. ] You should see one of the ladies my friend Satsuki wrestles with. She's, what, half a head taller than me? Biceps like chiseled stone. [ she uses her own to illustrate her point except she can't... really point to it without going back and getting her arm. ah well. it's the thought that counts? ]
[Lina tried to imagine the kind of girl Jen might have been talking about and felt a grin creeping to her face, but she put a stop to it before it got lecherous. not quickly enough to avoid still having that look on her face when she glanced at Jen's arm, though.]
Yeah? I mean, usually I prefer girls my height, but that's close enough. Does she go to the gym?
[had Jen just given her the big secret to self-motivation? was Lina going to try to improve herself in the name of cute girls? fuck.]
[ everyone has their reasons. also, she's used to being stared at but not quite like that, so to distract herself Jen leans forward to pick up the ice cream tub. she doesn't even realize that the two of them are the exact same height, either. oops. ] I don't know if she goes to my gym, but... [ smirk. ] I could probably find out.
[ okay so buff arms, not too tall, big badonkadonks. Jen can work with this kind of crowd. ]
See, this is how hooking people up is probably supposed to go. You talk about what they like and then you actually find someone who fits all those things.
[yeah, but how many buff 5'6" lesbians with great-looking grongolohongous could there be in the city. Lina grabs both their spoons and hands one off to Jen while putting her hand on the bottom of the tub. she'll hold it.]
Or maybe it isn't. You've got the experience here. Maybe your way is the best way.
[ pointing with the spoon. ] In my defense, Alison wasn't far off the mark. Right?
[ so! there. ] I don't think there's a "best" way. You just have to try stuff out before it works. I... actually haven't had the chance to hook anyone up before now. [ going to just get that out there quickly and then stuff a frozen chunk of cream into her mouth.
[which is a charitable way of putting it, but again. she's trying to be nice. which is also why she doesn't snicker at the inevitable brain freeze that's coming Jen's way if she keeps eating like that.]
I'd love to hear how you sold me to her, then. Especially if you've never done anything like this before.
I just. Told the truth! I only tried to pretty up that one part you gave me permission for, and, well. You know the rest.
[ Jen can't let on that Alison probably just did it to humor Jen. or even get her off her back. there's a reason they didn't last long and it wasn't just a distance thing. at least as far as she knows; it's not like she's actually discussed anything with Alison about it. (it's a trend.) ]
[she doesn't have to let it on, because Lina's not dumb and has pieced a lot of this together by now. or at least she's pieced together enough of it to satisfy the narrative she wants to tell.]
Well, I appreciate it. Like, for real. However you made me sound better must've been magic or something. [her idle search on the TV brings her to some of the most thinly-veiled horny bullshit she's ever seen, and she barks out a laugh.] Holy shit, this looks awful. Total mastur-bait.
[she separates the syllables to make it clearer that she's trying to make a pun, but that's the problem with homophones.]
[ she had some more to say about Alison calling Lina out as a nerd and still going for the date, to prove a point. but then Lina had to go and say that. two seconds after taking apart the pun, and Jen is full on laughing. she drops the spoon into the tub so she can cover her mouth and double over.
it wasn't even THAT funny but just. after everything else tonight, she clearly needed some emotional relief. ]
[you know what? yeah. Lina would take that. she didn't make people laugh very often, and she wasn't insecure enough to think that she was being humored. she broke down into laughter too, shortly after Jen started, and let her genuine peal of giggles keep going until whenever they both decided it would be over.]
[she'd said something about needing catharsis recently, but hadn't realized that... having fun with somebody was pretty good catharsis, too.]
[ it's the kind of moment that makes Jen think they could do alright, living together. even if the way the bond formed was... unorthodox. hey, if it works? why question it? ]
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[but hey, maybe she'd find somebody at the gym who was her type and actually liked bad anime. she didn't know. god, speaking of, she picked up the remote and flipped through whatever on demand service looked best to find just, like, the worst dubs she could think of. maybe she shouldn't have been in control of this.]
I think I'm actually okay on my legs? [she biked to work, after all, so she wasn't totally noodly, at least. while she idly browsed through the list of things they could watch, she started thinking out loud, clearly just letting words come out.] My arms could use some work. Girls with toned arms are hot.
[give her a couple seconds and what she just said out loud would actually hit her.]
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that comment comes out at the same speed at which Jen is sizing up Lina's legs. so if one of them was guilty of being caught in that moment, they both were. ]
Yeah. I know exactly what you mean. [ sigh. ] You should see one of the ladies my friend Satsuki wrestles with. She's, what, half a head taller than me? Biceps like chiseled stone. [ she uses her own to illustrate her point except she can't... really point to it without going back and getting her arm. ah well. it's the thought that counts? ]
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Yeah? I mean, usually I prefer girls my height, but that's close enough. Does she go to the gym?
[had Jen just given her the big secret to self-motivation? was Lina going to try to improve herself in the name of cute girls? fuck.]
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[ okay so buff arms, not too tall, big badonkadonks. Jen can work with this kind of crowd. ]
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[yeah, but how many buff 5'6" lesbians with great-looking grongolohongous could there be in the city. Lina grabs both their spoons and hands one off to Jen while putting her hand on the bottom of the tub. she'll hold it.]
Or maybe it isn't. You've got the experience here. Maybe your way is the best way.
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[ so! there. ] I don't think there's a "best" way. You just have to try stuff out before it works. I... actually haven't had the chance to hook anyone up before now. [ going to just get that out there quickly and then stuff a frozen chunk of cream into her mouth.
oh GOD that's cold. puff puff puff. genius. ]
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[which is a charitable way of putting it, but again. she's trying to be nice. which is also why she doesn't snicker at the inevitable brain freeze that's coming Jen's way if she keeps eating like that.]
I'd love to hear how you sold me to her, then. Especially if you've never done anything like this before.
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[ Jen can't let on that Alison probably just did it to humor Jen. or even get her off her back. there's a reason they didn't last long and it wasn't just a distance thing. at least as far as she knows; it's not like she's actually discussed anything with Alison about it. (it's a trend.) ]
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Well, I appreciate it. Like, for real. However you made me sound better must've been magic or something. [her idle search on the TV brings her to some of the most thinly-veiled horny bullshit she's ever seen, and she barks out a laugh.] Holy shit, this looks awful. Total mastur-bait.
[she separates the syllables to make it clearer that she's trying to make a pun, but that's the problem with homophones.]
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it wasn't even THAT funny but just. after everything else tonight, she clearly needed some emotional relief. ]
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[she'd said something about needing catharsis recently, but hadn't realized that... having fun with somebody was pretty good catharsis, too.]
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